Juno MacGuff: Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off all her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"
Su-Chin: That was you.
Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.
Diablo CodyJeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!
Diablo CodyJuno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.
Diablo CodyTags: juno
In my opinon, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
Diablo CodyIn my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.
Diablo CodyThe Ten Worst Songs to Strip To: 1. That Midnight Oil song about aborigines
Diablo CodyJuno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad?
Mac MacGuff: What?
Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um...
Mac MacGuff: *Or*...?
Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!
Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss
Diablo CodyLove is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey
Diablo CodyTags: humor love classic-rock
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