Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you.

Commander Julius Root

Eoin Colfer

Stichwörter: humor



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The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.

Eoin Colfer


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Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?

Eoin Colfer


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Who are you?" he asked.
I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.

Eoin Colfer

Stichwörter: humor fun evil-overlord megalomania world-domination



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I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."
Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.
Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.

Eoin Colfer

Stichwörter: humor fun evil-overlord



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Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.

Eoin Colfer

Stichwörter: humor revenge violence fun evil-overlord



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It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.
Opal tapped this into her notepad.
Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?

Eoin Colfer

Stichwörter: humor fun evil-overlord



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I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

Eoin Colfer

Stichwörter: humor internet fun kids teenagers time-travel



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You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue

Eoin Colfer


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Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.

Eoin Colfer

Stichwörter: artemis-fowl opal-koboi



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