Of the little less than a million eligibles roaming around, 5 percent don't know their sign and don't even care. Another 5 percent are tied to their mothers by a food fixation. That leaves only 20 percent who are searching for a girl who will pick up their clothes, run their baths, burn her fingers shelling their three-minute eggs, run their errands, bear them a child every year, look like a fashion model, tend their needs when they are sick, and hold down a full-time job outside the home to make payments on their boat.
Erma BombeckA child needs your love most when he deserves it least
Erma BombeckGuilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Erma BombeckNo one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.
Erma BombeckOne thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
Erma BombeckThere was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: humorous-quotes
Grandparenthood is one of life's rewards for surviving your own children.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: humorous-quotes
Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: confidence
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
Erma BombeckEvery puppy should have a boy.
Erma BombeckStichwörter: inspirational-quotes dog dog-quotes
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