No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.

Janet Evanovich


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Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded.

Janet Evanovich


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No Ranger in sight. That's because he's in the wind. You can't see the wind. Or maybe the wind went home to watch Tuesday night fights.

Janet Evanovich


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Wouldn't want to tarnish my image by looking like a good guy.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: humor



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I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life?

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: stephanie-plum morelli



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It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive."
"Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car.

Janet Evanovich


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I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don't care about. -Lula

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: humor



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...life is a jelly donut. You don't really know what it's about till you bite into it. And then, just when you decide it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best t-shirt.

Janet Evanovich


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That shooting gave me an appetite," she said. "Somebody pass
me the potatoes."

Grandma Mazur

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: grandma-mazur



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I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities.

Janet Evanovich

Stichwörter: hockey rangers



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