No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.
Janet EvanovichYour life isn't out of control. It's expanded.
Janet EvanovichNo Ranger in sight. That's because he's in the wind. You can't see the wind. Or maybe the wind went home to watch Tuesday night fights.
Janet EvanovichWouldn't want to tarnish my image by looking like a good guy.
Janet EvanovichTags: humor
I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life?
Janet EvanovichTags: stephanie-plum morelli
It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive."
"Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car.
I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don't care about. -Lula
Janet EvanovichTags: humor
...life is a jelly donut. You don't really know what it's about till you bite into it. And then, just when you decide it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best t-shirt.
Janet EvanovichThat shooting gave me an appetite," she said. "Somebody pass
me the potatoes."
Grandma Mazur
Tags: grandma-mazur
I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities.
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