Die besten Zitate der Welt!

Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman

Stichwörter: humor-woman

All the world's a stage and I'm just going through a phase

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..." 

YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET" 

Waiting for something to fall into your lap is a good way to get goosed

Never wear a top hat and tails and bring a saw to a funeral

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day, give him some horns and he can be a Circus Seal act

I married Miss Right, but didn't know at the time she had shortened her name from Righteouspainintheass

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: the truly creative and the truly medicated

When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door

Stichwörter: relationships

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