Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman
Josh SternTags: humor-woman
All the world's a stage and I'm just going through a phase
Josh SternTags: humor-shhakespeare
Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."
Josh SternYOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINK FROM THE TOILET"
Josh SternTags: horse-humor-water-toilet
Waiting for something to fall into your lap is a good way to get goosed
Josh SternTags: humor-lap-goosed
Never wear a top hat and tails and bring a saw to a funeral
Josh SternTags: funeral-humor-top-hat-saw
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day, give him some horns and he can be a Circus Seal act
Josh SternI married Miss Right, but didn't know at the time she had shortened her name from Righteouspainintheass
Josh SternThere are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: the truly creative and the truly medicated
Josh SternWhen it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door
Josh SternTags: relationships
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