Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living

Josh Stern

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There's a fine mascara line between genius and insanity

Josh Stern

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My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull

Josh Stern

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Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window

Josh Stern

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My greatest fault is trying to stuff the baggage of an impossible situation into the trunk of an elegant solution

Josh Stern


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I wish I had flaps of extra skin connecting my arms

Josh Stern


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Trying to balance chivalry with equality, I always open a door for a Lady...then stick my foot out

Josh Stern


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Meat IS murder – but eating vegetables IS slow torture

Josh Stern


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Trashy Women should probably exclusively date Garbage Men

Josh Stern


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I always fall butter side down

Josh Stern


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