It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

Karl Pilkington

Stichwörter: history humour clutter archaeology



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I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.

Karl Pilkington

Stichwörter: insightful



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This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

Karl Pilkington

Stichwörter: humour



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They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.

Karl Pilkington

Stichwörter: humour



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A dog has got human eyes.

Karl Pilkington

Stichwörter: humour



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I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

Karl Pilkington

Stichwörter: humour



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You never see an old man eating a Twix

Karl Pilkington


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Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

Karl Pilkington

Stichwörter: art nature humour common-sense painting decor decorating museums



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A slug is always on its own. It is a lonely insect.

Karl Pilkington


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I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

Karl Pilkington

Stichwörter: life age society death humour ageing stereotypes discrimination living-life-to-the-fullest



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