It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.
Karl PilkingtonTags: history humour clutter archaeology
I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.
Karl PilkingtonTags: insightful
This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.
Karl PilkingtonTags: humour
They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.
Karl PilkingtonTags: humour
A dog has got human eyes.
Karl PilkingtonTags: humour
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
Karl PilkingtonTags: humour
You never see an old man eating a Twix
Karl PilkingtonStop looking at the walls, look out the window.
Karl PilkingtonTags: art nature humour common-sense painting decor decorating museums
A slug is always on its own. It is a lonely insect.
Karl PilkingtonI think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
Karl PilkingtonTags: life age society death humour ageing stereotypes discrimination living-life-to-the-fullest
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