If you want to communicate an idea to a man's brain, you must talk to him through his pecker. It's like an ear horn, y'all.
Kresley ColeStichwörter: humor
Apparently, he’d killed so many family members that he must have significantly affected the Lore’s population. Doing my part for the environment.
Kresley ColeStichwörter: humor
Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?
Kresley ColeShe took me to a mall yesterday"' Lachlain sounded as if he'd just stifled a shudder. "And she pointed to a boy and said, 'I think I want one.' So naturally, I start thinking, Where can I get a wee mortal? But she meant a bairn—our bairn.
Kresley ColeHow do you plan to keep me here during the day? An unblooded Forbearer shouldn’t be so hard to vanquish.”
Vanquished by her? Amusing. “I’ll send you back to the cell. You want to be my pet? I’ll take you out and put you back in your cage at my pleasure.”
She blinked at him. “You don’t want to send me back. Who will entertain you? I can deal poker and make shadow animals.
The best way to get over a man is to get under an Italian.
Kresley ColeThat sorceress might be an evil, but she is my evil bitch. And I'll have no other
Kresley ColeStichwörter: kiss-of-a-demon-king
Matthew, exactly how psychic are you?
So psychic that other psychics should be called Mattics.
Stichwörter: psychic
Somebody want to explain to me why those soldiers were shooting each other?'
(...)'Inbreeding?
Old as carbon," Nix agreed. "And so powerful I'm working on my demigoddess badges.
Kresley ColeStichwörter: humorous-quotations
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