11:20 a.m.
This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.

11:25 a.m.
Not literally, of course, otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.

11:28 a.m.
And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.

Louise Rennison

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Kedves Muti és Vati!
Remélem, a macskalincselő gyűlés rendben zajlik. Találtam egy darabka száraz pirítóst a teámhoz meg egy kis kukoricapelyhet, hogy elkerüljem a skorbutot. Gondoljatok rám, ha akad egy szabad percetek.
Lányotok,
Georgia

Louise Rennison

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I am so depressed and bored I may even have to do some homework.

Louise Rennison

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It was like being in an exciting movie, except I didn't know whether it was a romance or a comedy.

Louise Rennison

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So, in conclusion, that is the moral of Heidi. 'Always push invalid chairs off the top of mountains when you get the opportunity.' The end. Excellent advice.

Louise Rennison

Stichwörter: humor absurd heidi

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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

Louise Rennison

Stichwörter: humor young-love

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So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.

Louise Rennison

Stichwörter: love stupidity young-love humor-quotes teenage-love

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