11:20 a.m.
This is my fabulous life: the Sex God left for Whakatane last month and he has taken my heart with him.

11:25 a.m.
Not literally, of course, otherwise there would be a big hole in my nunga-nungas.

11:28 a.m.
And also I would be dead. Which quite frankly would be a blessing in disguise.

Louise Rennison


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Kedves Muti és Vati!
Remélem, a macskalincselő gyűlés rendben zajlik. Találtam egy darabka száraz pirítóst a teámhoz meg egy kis kukoricapelyhet, hogy elkerüljem a skorbutot. Gondoljatok rám, ha akad egy szabad percetek.
Lányotok,
Georgia

Louise Rennison


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I am so depressed and bored I may even have to do some homework.

Louise Rennison


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It was like being in an exciting movie, except I didn't know whether it was a romance or a comedy.

Louise Rennison


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So, in conclusion, that is the moral of Heidi. 'Always push invalid chairs off the top of mountains when you get the opportunity.' The end. Excellent advice.

Louise Rennison

Mots clés humor absurd heidi



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Still, life carries on. Exams to be examined. Serious things to be thingied.

Louise Rennison

Mots clés humor young-love



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So this is what men are like. Well, that's it, then - I am going to be a lesbian.

Louise Rennison

Mots clés love stupidity young-love humor-quotes teenage-love



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