Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Louise Rennison


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When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.

Louise Rennison


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Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do.

Louise Rennison


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Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.
What light doth through yonder window break?
It's the bloody moon, for God's sake, Will, get a grip!!

Louise Rennison

Stichwörter: humor



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Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

Louise Rennison

Stichwörter: humor



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If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!

Louise Rennison

Stichwörter: georgia-ness hiliariosity



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He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Louise Rennison

Stichwörter: humor



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P.P.S. I am giving you telepathic hugs.
P.P.P.S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.

Louise Rennison


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As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.

Louise Rennison


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HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Louise Rennison


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