At noon I observed a bevy of nude young native women bathing in the sea, and I went and sat down on there clothes to keep them from being stolen.
Mark TwainStichwörter: humor common-sense
إذا وجدت نفسك مع الأغلبية، فقد آن الأوان للتغيير.
Mark Twainالحياة ليست مدينة لك بشيء، فهي موجودة قبلك.
Mark Twainحين نتذكر أننا كلنا مجانين يتضح لنا معنى الحياة.
Mark TwainThere are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and the three form a
rising scale of compliment: 1, to tell him you have read one of his books; 2,
to tell him you have read all of his books; 3, to ask him to let you read the
manuscript of his forthcoming book. No. 1 admits you to his respect; No. 2
admits you to his admiration; No. 3 carries you clear into his heart.
Humor is tragedy plus time.
Mark TwainHe had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not'.
Mark TwainWork consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
Stichwörter: humor
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in Heaven.
Mark TwainStichwörter: humor
Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
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