I—I adore you, too. Well, I don't know if I adore you. That's not really the word I'd use. But I—I—" I managed to wrench it out. God, this was hard! "I love you."
"Of course you do," he said, totally unsurprised.
"WHAT? I finally tell you my deepest, most personal feelings and you're all, 'Yeah, I already got that memo'? This, this is why you drive me nuts! This is why it's so hard to tell you things! I take it back.
Fred coughed, which caused Sam and Ellie to look over at her. “Hey, Ellie. Watch this.”
Mentally apologizing to her oldest friend, Fred seized Jonas by the shirt collar and
heaved him out of his chair and through the (fortunately open) sliding door.
Jonas was densely built (“Deliciously so,” Dr. Barb might have said over the sound of
Fred’s retching), but no match for Fred’s hybrid strength, and the air velocity he achieved
was really quite something.
Fred ignored his wail (“My sundaeeee!”), which became easier to do the fainter it got.
Stichwörter: humor sundae throwing-friends-out-doors tossing
...you just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap.
MaryJanice DavidsonI ducked again as her Hellfire sword whistled over my head, and sidestepped so quickly I tripped over a chair. I was in such a hurry to scramble to my feet that for a few seconds I ran in place, like the Road Runner.
MaryJanice DavidsonZombieland reference," Jon said, nodding.
"How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago."
"Uh...Betsy..."
"Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.
I'm in a Roadrunner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.
MaryJanice DavidsonYou may stay. But Jessica, please watch what you say and do. Don't look them in the eyes for long. Speak only when spoken to. Yes, sir; yes, ma'am."
"Sit up. Arf," I teased.
"What about her?" Jessica cried, pointing in my general direction. "She's more in need of an etiquette lesson than I am."
"Yeah," I said, "but I'm the Queen. With a capital fucking Q. Hey, you're looking me in the eyes for too long! Eric, make her stop!
Stichwörter: humor vampires betsy
I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.
MaryJanice DavidsonStichwörter: humor fashion vampires betsy
We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like
politicians.
Stichwörter: humor
Oh my God", Marc rhapsodized. "Who is that ?"
"An asshole," I mumbled, turning back to him and picking up my tea. I was so rattled I sloshed some of the hot liquid on my hand, but I didn't feel a thing.
"He's coming over here !" Marc squealed. "Oh my God, oh my God, ohmyGod!"
"Will you get a hold of yourself?" I hissed. "You sound like a girl with a crush. Ah-ha!
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