The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.

Molly Harper


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Trivia monologue. You are so the man for me.

Molly Harper


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I am not the kind of girl who trusts a man to tell her everything she needs to know in his own due time, so I did some research on my sire. You can take the girl out of the library, but you can't take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.

Molly Harper


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You're right, it was a bad phone," I said, lifting an eyebrow. "Look at it, lying there, all superior. The phone had it coming.

Molly Harper


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Note to self: Try to stop reacting to surprises like a cartoon character.”
Jane Jameson

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: molly-harper



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Tell them you're pregnant with a married minister's baby, then say, "Just kidding! I'm a vampire,'" she suggested.

Molly Harper


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We don’t have problems”, Gabriel insisted.
You killed someone!
I killed someone for you!
Well, pardon me if I don’t think that’s going to make it into the next collection of Halmark cards!” (p. 301).

Molly Harper


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To the highly organized mind, death is just another adventure.
‘That’s from Harry Potter,’ I said. ‘Dumbledore said it in the first book.’
‘Trust you to know.’” (p. 273).

Molly Harper


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Vampirism: (n) 1. The condition of being a vampire, marked by the need to ingest
blood and extreme vulnerability to sunlight. 2. The act of preying upon others for
financial or emotional gain. 3. A gigantic pain in the butt.

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: vampires



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Instead of celebrating with a cake (too full of poisonous refined sugars) and presents (too materialistic), my mother would come into my room at exactly 3:57 A.M. to tell me the story of my miraculous emergence into this world, as if it was some fairy tale. Although I supposed few fairy tales involved the words 'vaginal flowering'.

Molly Harper

Stichwörter: humor werewolf mo



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