The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on.
Molly HarperTrivia monologue. You are so the man for me.
Molly HarperI am not the kind of girl who trusts a man to tell her everything she needs to know in his own due time, so I did some research on my sire. You can take the girl out of the library, but you can't take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.
Molly HarperYou're right, it was a bad phone," I said, lifting an eyebrow. "Look at it, lying there, all superior. The phone had it coming.
Molly HarperNote to self: Try to stop reacting to surprises like a cartoon character.”
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Tell them you're pregnant with a married minister's baby, then say, "Just kidding! I'm a vampire,'" she suggested.
Molly HarperWe don’t have problems”, Gabriel insisted.
You killed someone!
I killed someone for you!
Well, pardon me if I don’t think that’s going to make it into the next collection of Halmark cards!” (p. 301).
To the highly organized mind, death is just another adventure.
‘That’s from Harry Potter,’ I said. ‘Dumbledore said it in the first book.’
‘Trust you to know.’” (p. 273).
Vampirism: (n) 1. The condition of being a vampire, marked by the need to ingest
blood and extreme vulnerability to sunlight. 2. The act of preying upon others for
financial or emotional gain. 3. A gigantic pain in the butt.
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Instead of celebrating with a cake (too full of poisonous refined sugars) and presents (too materialistic), my mother would come into my room at exactly 3:57 A.M. to tell me the story of my miraculous emergence into this world, as if it was some fairy tale. Although I supposed few fairy tales involved the words 'vaginal flowering'.
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