I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that’s why I like flash fiction, it’s a lot like using a shotgun.
Neil LeckmanStichwörter: writers-on-writing
If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?
Neil LeckmanStichwörter: humorous writers-on-writing
How many of you knew what the Thomas A Swift Electric Rifle was? An idea in the book years ago, and now who hasn't heard of a T.A.S.E.R.
Neil LeckmanA great book is a thing of mystery and beauty; it has the power to move you.
Neil LeckmanStichwörter: writing
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!
Neil LeckmanStichwörter: inspirational humorous
They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and not welcome in my house this Christmas!!
Neil LeckmanStichwörter: humor family-relationships
Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!
Neil LeckmanStichwörter: life-and-living humorous
One of the joys of being a grandparent is giving your grandchild caffeinated sugary drinks late in the day, and sending them home. Do you have any idea how many years I had to wait for that?
Neil LeckmanStichwörter: neil-leckman virtual-cubicle wurms
Wheneve someone asks me, "Did you find everything alright?" I wonder to myself, "Is this a trick question?"
Maybe there is something that is not all right, and if I mention it first I get some exotic prizes!!
You ever drive up to the pharmacy window and they ask you, "Can I have your phone number?"
Sure all I get on it anymore are political calls, and people doing polls. Maybe it's difficult for people that work at pharmacy drive up windows to get phones.
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