I consider whoever my words land on to be my target, that’s why I like flash fiction, it’s a lot like using a shotgun.
Neil LeckmanMots clés writers-on-writing
If a book falls in the woods and nobody read it, was it ever written?
Neil LeckmanMots clés humorous writers-on-writing
How many of you knew what the Thomas A Swift Electric Rifle was? An idea in the book years ago, and now who hasn't heard of a T.A.S.E.R.
Neil LeckmanA great book is a thing of mystery and beauty; it has the power to move you.
Neil LeckmanMots clés writing
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless it is the burning bush, in that case the value of your bird just went up!!
Neil LeckmanMots clés inspirational humorous
They say that time is relative. I think the way it's treating me it's a distant one, maybe a bad uncle, and not welcome in my house this Christmas!!
Neil LeckmanMots clés humor family-relationships
Years ago there was an old man I knew that told me he didn't trust me, because people with beards were hiding from something. I told him, "That's true, I'm hiding from the barber!!
Neil LeckmanMots clés life-and-living humorous
One of the joys of being a grandparent is giving your grandchild caffeinated sugary drinks late in the day, and sending them home. Do you have any idea how many years I had to wait for that?
Neil LeckmanMots clés neil-leckman virtual-cubicle wurms
Wheneve someone asks me, "Did you find everything alright?" I wonder to myself, "Is this a trick question?"
Maybe there is something that is not all right, and if I mention it first I get some exotic prizes!!
You ever drive up to the pharmacy window and they ask you, "Can I have your phone number?"
Sure all I get on it anymore are political calls, and people doing polls. Maybe it's difficult for people that work at pharmacy drive up windows to get phones.
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