This is another one that perplexes me.
"Would you like your milk in a bag?"
"No, I think it's fine inside that plastic jug, but thanks for asking first!!

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If you sleep with one eye open are your dreams only half as good as everyone elses?

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Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of course you'll want to shrink wrap these books because you want people to buy them before they get sucked into another dimension.

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I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!

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How about a TV show about vampire plastic surgeons called, "Suck and Tuck"?

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Overheard vampire conversation.
"Is that Ophelia?"
"yep"
"She doesn't look well"
"Ever since she drank from that hemophiliac everything just goes right through her.

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You know what they say. "One man's joke is another man's brother

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If I were a candy bar I’d want to be a snicker, because then I’d have the last laugh!!

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Remember, never apply too much torque or you'll bust your nuts!!

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Why is ground round sold in a square package?

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