We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally.
P.C. CastStichwörter: humor
I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye!
P.C. CastStichwörter: humor
Oh, please, if its ass is feathered and waterproof, its a duck. Hello, pictures with little word balloons makes it a comic book. They're dorky comic books for nerdy antisocial, nonbathing people. End of discussion.
P.C. CastStichwörter: humor
See with your soul and not your eyes
because to dance with the beasts you
must penetrate their disguise.
Stichwörter: poetry
Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?
P.C. CastStichwörter: humor funny marked fun
He's not the brightest crayola in the pack.
P.C. CastStichwörter: house-of-night aphrodite
Ohmygod. Did hell just freeze over?" - Zoey Redbird when Aphrodite LaFonte tells her parents that Zoey deserves to be leader of the Dark Daughters
P.C. CastIf I died, would it get me out of my geometry test tomorrow? One could only hope." - Zoey Mongomery (Redbird)
P.C. CastHer, cheer up. Zoey's grandma didn't say the Raven Mockers actually ate people. She said they just picked them up with their humongous beaks and threw them against a wall or whatever over and over again until every bone in their body was broken." - Aphrodite LaFonte
P.C. CastMy cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.
P.C. CastStichwörter: cats
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