We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally.

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Tag: humor

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I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye!

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Tag: humor

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Oh, please, if its ass is feathered and waterproof, its a duck. Hello, pictures with little word balloons makes it a comic book. They're dorky comic books for nerdy antisocial, nonbathing people. End of discussion.

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Tag: humor

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See with your soul and not your eyes
because to dance with the beasts you
must penetrate their disguise.

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Tag: poetry

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Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?

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Tag: humor funny marked fun

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He's not the brightest crayola in the pack.

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Tag: house-of-night aphrodite

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Ohmygod. Did hell just freeze over?" - Zoey Redbird when Aphrodite LaFonte tells her parents that Zoey deserves to be leader of the Dark Daughters

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If I died, would it get me out of my geometry test tomorrow? One could only hope." - Zoey Mongomery (Redbird)

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Her, cheer up. Zoey's grandma didn't say the Raven Mockers actually ate people. She said they just picked them up with their humongous beaks and threw them against a wall or whatever over and over again until every bone in their body was broken." - Aphrodite LaFonte

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My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.

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Tag: cats

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