I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
Rodney DangerfieldI told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney DangerfieldStichwörter: humor wife affair infidelity psychiatrist
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Rodney DangerfieldMy doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
Rodney DangerfieldКогато бях отвлечен като дете моите похитители изпратиха писмо на родителите ми "Платете 5000 долара или ви го връщаме
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
Rodney DangerfieldStichwörter: humor humour funny child kiddnapped rodney-dangerfield
Look out for number one and try not to step in number two.
Rodney DangerfieldStichwörter: humor
I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.
Rodney DangerfieldWhen I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Rodney Dangerfieldmy wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens
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