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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny

Somewhere in a Galaxy so, far away there's a person with more Twitter followers than you.

Stichwörter: humor

Mentally I can die, Emotionally I can cry, Physically I can sigh, Spirituality I can fly. If I just try.

Stichwörter: spirituality

Some say God exists outside creation if in fact he did breath in Adams nostrils he became part of humanity and creation.

Stichwörter: religion

Punctuation is over rated a fly on the page of the book can change it all to hell.

It's not where I'm going that worries me it's where I've been that always bites me in the ass.

The only thing worse than a Mexican Stand Off is a Peace Pact that Fails!

Stichwörter: war

Maybe we should Create a 'Happy God Day' and make it the one day of the year you can't kill each other.

Stichwörter: religion

Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.

Stichwörter: humerous

Isn't it a shame that some people's 'weaknesses' can be so strong.

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