Die besten Zitate der Welt!

I'm a Black Sheep hopelessly lost in a field of delicious Blue Grass.

If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a 'Sweet' life.

Stichwörter: humorous

I told a perspective employer don't spend 50 Bucks looking up my back ground info on the net. Give me the 50 Bucks and I'll tell you myself.

Stichwörter: jobs

The best doctors are the ones that can get inside your head and fix something without making a hole.

I admit that sometimes I pick on Religions. I do believe there is a need for Religion for some but also a need for free thoughts within it.

Normally most religious people will talk 'at' you for GOD. But spiritual people will talk 'with' you about GOD.

I love reading things on twitter its all well within my attention span of 140 characters.

Stichwörter: twitter

It's Earth day I wonder if we can plant more trees than people for a change?

Stichwörter: earth-day

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

Stichwörter: humorous

Did you really look at the word Engaged, use to be first you go Steady then buy a ring then the woman was so happy that you became 'Engaged'.

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