Once I tried to kill myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

Steven Wright

Stichwörter: humour suicide bungee-cords



Weiter zum Zitat


I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of widths.

Steven Wright

Stichwörter: humor



Weiter zum Zitat


If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

Steven Wright


Weiter zum Zitat


You cant have everything. Where would you put it?

Steven Wright

Stichwörter: humor



Weiter zum Zitat


You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.

Steven Wright


Weiter zum Zitat


Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

Steven Wright


Weiter zum Zitat


When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

Steven Wright

Stichwörter: humor funny



Weiter zum Zitat


I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are
furious!

Steven Wright

Stichwörter: humor funny



Weiter zum Zitat


I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they
wouldn't have to go so fast.

Steven Wright

Stichwörter: humor funny



Weiter zum Zitat


When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

Steven Wright

Stichwörter: humor funny



Weiter zum Zitat


« erste vorherige
Seite 18 von 21.
nächste letzte »

©gutesprueche.com

Data privacy

Imprint
Contact
Wir benutzen Cookies

Diese Website verwendet Cookies, um Ihnen die bestmögliche Funktionalität bieten zu können.

OK Ich lehne Cookies ab