The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.
Steven WrightA clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Steven WrightUna conciencia tranquila es generalmente el signo de una mala memoria
Steven Wrightis it good if a vacume really sucks?
Steven Wrightalways remember your unique, just like everone else
Steven WrightI just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark
Steven WrightTo steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Steven WrightStichwörter: comedy plagiarism comedian
Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand.
Steven WrightI was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering.
Steven WrightThe sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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