The thing is, I mean, there’s times when you look at the universe and you think, “What about me?” and you can just hear the universe replying, “Well, what about you?”
Terry PratchettStichwörter: universe
Sometimes I really think people ought to have to pass a proper exam before they're allowed to be parents. Not just the practical, I mean.
Terry PratchettYou do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don't you?
Terry PratchettStichwörter: humour consumerism humans
Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.
Terry PratchettHe couldn’t see why people made such a fuss about people eating their silly old fruit anyway, but life would be a lot less fun if they didn’t. And there was never an apple, in Adam’s opinion, that wasn’t worth the trouble you got into for eating it.
Terry PratchettStichwörter: forbidden-fruit
This wasn't food - it was what food became if it had been good and gone to food heaven.
Terry PratchettWere you proposing to shoot these people in cold blood, sergeant?"
"Nossir. Just a warning shot inna head, sir.
Stichwörter: humour fantasy trolls siege-engines
What did they feed the lions and tigers with in the ark, sir?
Terry PratchettI see evil when I look in my shaving mirror. It is, philosophically, present everywhere in the universe in order, apparently, to highlight the existence of good. I think there is more to this theory, but I tend to burst out laughing at this point.
Terry PratchettA lot hinges on the fact that, in most circumstances, people are not allowed to hit you with a mallet. They put up all kinds of visible and invisible signs that say, 'Do not do this' in the hope that it'll work, but if it doesn't, then they shrug, because there is, really, no real mallet at all.
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