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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: pessimist

You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The paradox consists of the fact that, when we fall in love, we are seeking to re-find all or some of the people to whom we were attached as children. On the other hand, we ask our beloved to correct all of the wrongs that these early parents or siblings inflicted upon us. So that love contains in it the contradiction: The attempt to return to the past and the attempt to undo the past.

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: crimes-and-misdemeanors

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

Woody Allen

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: indifference social-anxiety misanthrope

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

Woody Allen

Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be.

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: humor writing-advice irony interrogation-marks writing-tips

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK?
It'll be a year come April 20th.
I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: absurd

I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket.
He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: absurd

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.

Woody Allen

Stichwörter: life