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“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”

“The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's…”

“I’d hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that…”