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“The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.”

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's…”

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”