Не си пиян, ако можеш да лежиш на пода без да се държиш

“The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.”

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's…”