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“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that…”

“I’d hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that…”