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“The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.”

“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that…”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's…”