Die Dorkamese Twins.

“All right, yeah, sounds good, but I have no idea where they might be. Do you? I…”

“Oh, please, if its ass is feathered and waterproof, its a duck. Hello, pictures…”

“Change can be weird or even queer. But change has to happen for things to grow-…”

“What if all I'd ever known was how it had been for the past three years - me be…”