Die Dorkamese Twins.

“My cat is not insane, she's just a really good actress.”

“Here's a newsflash from the only High Preistess you have left at this dang scho…”

“She turned her face to me. 'Can you tell I've been crying?'"For the gazillionth…”

“Don’t worry,” he said softly. “No matter what else, we have love. Always love.”