Die Dorkamese Twins.

“I mean, like I needed the stress of a fight with slutty Ms. Thinking-She's-All-…”

“I should have kissed more than your hand...thought I'd have more time," he whis…”

“I am not a morning person. Never have been - never want to be. As a matter of f…”

“He's not the brightest crayola in the pack.”