Die Dorkamese Twins.

“They're Twin-like," Shaunee said."Hilarious," Erin agreed. "Shut up!" Aphrodite…”

“Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an o…”

“You and I are bound. We will be each other’s salvation, or each other’s doom.”

“The Fomorians skittered backward, away from me, looking justifiably confused. I…”