Giddy up, shithole.

“I glance in the mirror. Surprise,surprise—I look finger-lickin’delicious.”

“He reaches down and tugs his pant leg up. The gold cuff wrapped around his ankl…”

“You nasty, you nasty. Youmama said you nasty!”

“Mr. Awkward rolls up between us, lights a cigarette, makes himself comfortable.…”