Giddy up, shithole.

“Max dances around in a circle with one leg pulled up, and people move away as i…”

“Speak up, Charlie,” I say. “If you have something to say, then say it out loud.”

“Wait? Is she trying to intimidate me? Because if she is… it just might work. Bi…”

“How can someone be cruelto this chick? It’s like picking afight with a chipmunk.”