He's SO goatly.

“But it’s so bloody unfair”Walt looked at me, and I realized he was smiling. “Th…”

“I picked up Pandora's jar. The spirit of Hope fluttered inside, trying to warm …”

“Mark my words, nothing smells worse than burned scorpion.”

“Look," Percy continued, "I know I'm new here. I know you guys don't like to men…”