He's SO goatly.

“I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch b…”

“What colors are the eyes of Anubis?""Brown...Duh.”

“He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcu…”

“If i'm going to survive, it won't be because i have a lion-skin cloak. I'm not …”