He's SO goatly.

“OPEN WITH CARE. TRIPPLE G RANCH IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PROPERTY DAMAGE, MAIMING…”

“You teach combat, I guess.”Aphros threw up his hands in exasperation. “Why does…”

“A giant vulture with a girl hanging from its feet tends to attract attention.”

“Thank Ra!” She exclaimed.“Yeah, I’m alive.”“No, I almost jumped in after you. I…”