I swallowed a hand grenade that never stops exploding.

“DisasterologyThe Badger is the thirteenth astrological sign.My sign. The one th…”

“I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride i…”

“The Quiet WorldIn an effort to get people to lookinto each other’s eyes more,an…”

“Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just outof cigarettes.”