I swallowed a hand grenade that never stops exploding.

“When you were sleeping on the sofaI put my ear to your ear and listenedto the e…”

“Once I dated a woman I only liked 43%.So I only listened to 43% of what she sai…”

“The Quiet WorldIn an effort to get people to lookinto each other’s eyes more,an…”

“I want to rip off your logicand make passionate sense to you.”