There commenced an epic snit.

“I am a stranger in a strange town, and the man standing beside me has just remo…”

“I deserve a swift kick in the shorts for all the times I've stubbornly wound my…”

“Summer here comes on like a zaftig hippie chick, jazzed on chlorophyll and flin…”

“In specific moments of ground-level clarity, I recognize the dumbing down of th…”