There commenced an epic snit.

“Cynicism is overrated, and far too easy. In small doses, cynicism--like irony--…”

“Sleeping in the same bed with someone to whom you can admit your failings is a …”

“In specific moments of ground-level clarity, I recognize the dumbing down of th…”

“Summer here comes on like a zaftig hippie chick, jazzed on chlorophyll and flin…”