There commenced an epic snit.

“Cynicism is overrated, and far too easy. In small doses, cynicism--like irony--…”

“In specific moments of ground-level clarity, I recognize the dumbing down of th…”

“Summer here comes on like a zaftig hippie chick, jazzed on chlorophyll and flin…”

“I am a stranger in a strange town, and the man standing beside me has just remo…”