There commenced an epic snit.

“In specific moments of ground-level clarity, I recognize the dumbing down of th…”

“It (a singer's voice) sounds as if it was aged in a whiskey cask, cured in an O…”

“I am a stranger in a strange town, and the man standing beside me has just remo…”

“Summer here comes on like a zaftig hippie chick, jazzed on chlorophyll and flin…”