There commenced an epic snit.

“It (a singer's voice) sounds as if it was aged in a whiskey cask, cured in an O…”

“Sleeping in the same bed with someone to whom you can admit your failings is a …”

“Summer here comes on like a zaftig hippie chick, jazzed on chlorophyll and flin…”

“In specific moments of ground-level clarity, I recognize the dumbing down of th…”