You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

“Once we were blobs in the sea, and then fishes, and then lizards and rats and t…”

“The mountains of madness have many little plateaux of sanity.”

“After all, my young Dodger, what exactly are you? A stalwart young man, plucky …”

“Everything looks interesting until you do it. Then you find it's just another j…”