You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

“Времето е наркотик. Прекалиш ли с него - убива те.”

“That’s what being alive is, Thing! It’s being badly prepared for everything! Be…”

“William: "I'm sure we can all pull together, sir."Vetinari: "Oh, I do hope not.…”

“Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock”