You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

“She was, in fact, quite a pleasant looking girl, even if her bosom had clearly …”

“That's what's so stupid about the whole magic thing, you know. You spend twenty…”

“Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.”

“He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, t…”