Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months
Josh SternStichwörter: absurd dating commercials-furniture store-humor
A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia
Josh SternStichwörter: humor absurd boils never-paranoia watched-pot
Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled
Josh SternStichwörter: life death absurd telling recalled
Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast
Josh SternStichwörter: humor absurd everything aim drive fast drive-thru
Are you an evolutionist?
I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we see them evolving? Are they still evolving?
Stichwörter: humour absurd evolution monkey jester jest
Long before the Theater of the Absurd, Woolrich discovered that an incomprehensible universe is best reflected in an incomprehensible story.
("Introduction")
Stichwörter: absurd absurdity absurdism incomprehensible absurdist absurdist-fiction cornell-woolrich theater-of-the-absurd
Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor love absurd funny
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor life age love food time death relationships absurd funny old-age leftovers nonsense retirement cannibalism cannibal retirement-home
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
Dark Jar Tin ZooStichwörter: humor life love relationships absurd funny nonsense car parking handicapped disabled
And as they drifter up their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do.
Physics shook its head and, looking the other way, concentrated on keeping the cards going along the Euston Road and out over towards the Westway flyover, on keeping the street lights lit and on making sure that when somebody on Baker Street dropped a cheeseburger it went splat on the ground.
Stichwörter: humour absurd physics
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