Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months

Josh Stern

Tag: absurd dating commercials-furniture store-humor



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A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia

Josh Stern

Tag: humor absurd boils never-paranoia watched-pot



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Death is life's way of telling you, you've been recalled

Josh Stern

Tag: life death absurd telling recalled



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Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast

Josh Stern

Tag: humor absurd everything aim drive fast drive-thru



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Are you an evolutionist?

I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we see them evolving? Are they still evolving?

Harrison Wheeler

Tag: humour absurd evolution monkey jester jest



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Long before the Theater of the Absurd, Woolrich discovered that an incomprehensible universe is best reflected in an incomprehensible story.

("Introduction")

Francis M. Nevins Jr.

Tag: absurd absurdity absurdism incomprehensible absurdist absurdist-fiction cornell-woolrich theater-of-the-absurd



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Love isn't two matching unicycles. Love is a bicycle—and mine just got stolen.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Tag: humor love absurd funny



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I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Tag: humor life age love food time death relationships absurd funny old-age leftovers nonsense retirement cannibalism cannibal retirement-home



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I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Tag: humor life love relationships absurd funny nonsense car parking handicapped disabled



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And as they drifter up their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do.
Physics shook its head and, looking the other way, concentrated on keeping the cards going along the Euston Road and out over towards the Westway flyover, on keeping the street lights lit and on making sure that when somebody on Baker Street dropped a cheeseburger it went splat on the ground.

Douglas Adams

Tag: humour absurd physics



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