I am going to kill you," he hissed.
She gulped. "Don't you want to lecture me first?"
He stared at her with a heavy dose of stupefaction.
"I take that back," he said with precisely clipped
words. "First I am going to strangle you, and then I am going to kill you."
"Here?" she asked doubtfully, looking around. "Won't my dead body look suspicious in the morning?
Stichwörter: comedy
Think like a middle-aged man with OCD, a dead wife, and a teenage daughter.
Think like a woman with three teenage sons who once ran a golf cart into the side of their granddad's house."
"Cameron and Sean shouldn't have let me drive," Adam said in his own defense. "I was seven."
"You shouldn't have ASKED to drive. You were seven.
Stichwörter: romantic comedy adam summer jennifer jennifer-echols endless-summer adam-vader boys-next-door lori lori-mcgillicuddy the-boys-next-door echols mcgillicuddy
Her dad turned to me. "You. Follow Me."
"Woof," I said.
Stichwörter: romantic comedy adam summer jennifer jennifer-echols endless-summer adam-vader boys-next-door lori lori-mcgillicuddy the-boys-next-door echols mcgillicuddy
Son," he said, "you monkeyed up.
Jennifer EcholsStichwörter: romantic comedy adam summer jennifer jennifer-echols endless-summer adam-vader boys-next-door lori lori-mcgillicuddy the-boys-next-door echols mcgillicuddy
Oof!" Adam caught me all right, with the side of his head. I could tell by the feel of his skull on my foot as I kicked him. He grabbed me the best he could anyway, and we half landed, half fell in the pine needles.
He lay facedown on the ground. I flopped him over on his back to make sure he was alive. If he had a concussion, we'd have to call the ambulance, which meant we'd get caught and he'd get sent to military school.
On the bright side, maybe the military school would not take him if he had brain damage.
"I'm so sorry."
"Worth it," he grunted. He rolled onto his feet like a ninja and grabbed my hand.
"Hurry, before they release the hounds.
Stichwörter: romantic comedy adam summer jennifer jennifer-echols endless-summer adam-vader boys-next-door lori lori-mcgillicuddy the-boys-next-door echols mcgillicuddy
Meeting a vampire is kind of like a celebrity sighting, but where the celebrity possibly wants to kill you.
Adrianne AmbroseStichwörter: adventure comedy vampire
I noticed Xander had subtly adjusted his posture. He slouched slightly to the side, let his head hang, and then looked up through his bangs to gaze at something in the middle distance. Uber James Dean. Xander managed to pull it off as if he was looking at nothing, just having deep thoughts about the far away adventures he would be having if he wasn’t stuck waiting for a flowered suitcase at Hopkins International. I casually let my eyes slide across the room. There had to be cute girls somewhere close at hand. Otherwise Xander wouldn’t have broken out his middle distance gazing Tyrone Power eyes.
Adrianne AmbroseStichwörter: romance comedy vampire
I don't believe in virgin sacrifice. It encourages promiscuity at an early age
Adrianne AmbroseStichwörter: fantasy comedy parody barbarian amazons
Some people fight fire with fire. I've found water to be more effective.
Adrianne AmbroseStichwörter: fantasy comedy parody amazons barbarians
Your confidence in me is heartwarming.
Makes me want to return all the money I stole from the little old ladies and kick the heroin.
Stichwörter: romantic comedy adam summer jennifer jennifer-echols endless-summer adam-vader boys-next-door lori lori-mcgillicuddy the-boys-next-door echols mcgillicuddy
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